So i started playing are you smarter than a 5th grader on my ipad. one of the questions was “who was the president before Barack Obama?” 5 out of the 7 people got it wrong, most of them chose Richard Nixon. Seriously??
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
I’m definitely not a morning person
I like when people talk about you when you’re right in front of them and they pretend like you can’t hear them
ate an entire frozen pizza and im still hungry.
I just want to hit people that say yolo in the face with a baseball bat
I dont understand how when I work 6 hours I get a 45 minute lunch and when I work 8 I get a 30
my parents left the garage open for the 2nd time in like 3 weeks. i feel like im going to have to put them in a home soon
going to bed and not having to worry about turning on my alarm is one of the greatest feelings